College Stories #1

In the last day before graduation in college, we all went out to the bar that was right next to campus. It was packed and there was a line out the door for the womens restroom. The mens bathroom was very efficient and the traffic was moving quickly, despite the fact that one of the stalls was out of order due to the bowl being filled to the brim and overflowing with liquid shit, piss, and toilet paper.

It wasn’t long before the women started flowing over into the mens room. One of the initial pioneers into our facilities was a girl who was falling over drunk. She marched into the bathroom declaring she had to go! She dropped her drawers, and to everyone’s amazement, sat right into the excrement-filled bowl. The seat was up, so she basically plopped right into it, sloshing the fluids out everywhere.

I saw her the next day at graduation and the juxtaposition of her dolled up in her cap and gown smiling for pictures with her family and the image of her wiggling her way out of a bowl filled with shit and piss, saturated with bodily fluids with her soaked pants around her ankles was almost too much to handle.