Converting your standard Xbox 360 console to the new Elite Xbox 360

Tools you will need:

Step 1: Unplug your console. (or don’t. Who gives a shit, really?)

Step 2: Take the cap off of your felt tip pen (IMPORTANT)

Step 3: Using a steady hand, fill in all the white portions of your console with the pen.

Optional: Also fill in the white portions of your controllers and headset.

Step 4: If you’ve opted to upgrade your controllers, allow for the upgrade to dry before resuming your gaming. Failure to alot the proper amount of time for this will result in getting ink all over your hands and probably face after you wipe away your tears when I get done stomping you in Rainbow Six: Vegas.