Gay Pride Parade

I just caught the ass-end of it yesterday (no pun intended) and I was amazed at the turnout. And if there’s anything that clearly speaks for equality, human rights, and AIDS awareness, it’s walking around in a buckskin loincloth, playing house music, drinking out of a penis shaped waterbottle, and pulling your cock out while people use it to play horseshoe with beads from the crowd. At least no one got shot, which is more than I can say for the taste of Chicago.

What was even more fun was watching the cops on Segways speed around and yell at the women for showing their boobs. It was like CHIPS, only much less cool.