Home STUPIDo

I went to the Home Depot this evening to pick up a screw, but the guy trying to help me was giving me all sorts of static, saying shit like, “man, you’re never going to find that screw. It’s metric, dude. We only have these kinda screws.” So I said, “Ok, then leave me alone, guy.”

They were pressing me to get out of the store because they were getting some kind of megashipment in but I needed that goddamn screw and it’s the only reason I stopped by there after work and it was pissing me off more than anything.