Muffinsult!

You’re not doing anyone a favor by only having one bite of a muffin/donut/piece of cake/etc and leaving the rest for “someone else” because you’re “trying to watch your weight.”

Were you born in a fucking barn? Short of vagrants and vagabonds, who’s going to want a half eaten muffin/donut/piece of cake/etc?

I could shoot to the moon powered by raw angerfuel when I hear someone say there’s muffin’s in the office kitchen, only to walk in and see two muffins left; each with a piece cut off of them. WTF?!?!!?