RAGE!

Yesterday I was walking my girlfriend to her car. When we got there, we noticed that a car had pulled in behind her. There was no parking space behind that car, as it was a “loading zone”, yet this asshole pulled their car in so that there was about 3 inches of space between their front bumper and my girl’s ride. So we’re looking at the gap trying to see if she can even get out of her space when these two ladies come out of the Jewel Osco and walk up to the car.

We decide to let these two ladies pull out before the girlfriend tries to leave. While we’re packing her bags into the car, the driver (an Ellen Degeneres looking lass) comes up to us and says (loudly), “Did you guys hit my car? Is that why you’re looking at it?!” I reply, “No. We were just wondering why you parked your car so close when you didn’t need to.”

So this lady starts laughing and says, “Are you JOKING?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Are you even FROM Chicago?!” This set me off. I told her to “take your girls’ day out back up to Andersonville you fucking bull dyke. You park like a fucking moron no matter where YOU’RE from.” I’ve got nothing against lesbians, just assholes. She starts laughing like a fucking maniac muttering, “unbelivable” to herself and her companion. She starts saying something along the lines of, “you must not be around here.” but I decided this was retarded and told her to “Have a good day.”

We waited for this lady to pull her car out, but she wouldn’t budge. She kept motioning for my girlfriend to try to back her car out while laughing. So my girlfriend starts doing the “wiggle” to try and get her car out of this tight space while “Ellen” is laughing, hoping she actually does get her car hit. Finally, the girlfriend has enough room to pull her car out and begins to do so, only to have the bull peel out and swerve around her just as she begins pulling away.

There’s plenty of dickheads in the world, yet when one of them fucks up your day, it sucks. All day long I couldn’t get this bitch out of my mind. I was fuming mad even when I went to bed.

But this morning, I woke up and now that I think about it, it doesn’t make me angry at all. I wonder if there’s some kind of chemical in the brain that produces anger and when you sleep, it drains out of your ears or something. I guess that’s why people tell you to sleep on it before you buy a gun and take out these people one by one like Mad Max.